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Flight Of The Month for March, 2005

“Something for everyone”

 

Ron Blehm

From our very first monthly flight some two years ago, we have offered a single adventure that everybody could take part in. Leave it to The Flounder to blow that tradition to smithereens! This month, Ron Blehm has devised a separate challenge for each of the staff members and a little something for you as well. Check out the March Flight of the Month to see what he has up his sleeve

 

 

 

 Alastair Monk It looks like Mr. Monk has been living right. After winning a Beechcraft Bonanza in AOPA's (Airplane Owner's and Pilot's Association) "Win a Plane" contest, he lined up a virtual collector's booty of aircraft to carry him through his African adventure. Get the rundown in his March report.   

 

 

 

 Bill Smith All we can say to this is that it has apparently been too long since Bill has written a flightsim novel. Having forsaking all but the most basic and necessary of needs, Bill spent unimaginably long hours in front of the sim to compile this epic.  

 

 

 

 Peter Stark After his previous adventures in the frozen north and the carnage of collapsed nosewheels he left behind, one can only wonder why Flounder sent Peter on another herring hauling mission. Find out how he fares this time in his March report  

 

 

 

Fun With Aussie ATC

Heard over Jandakot Tower 

(Perth, Western Australia)

VH-ROC

Tower, Romeo Oscar Charlie, 6 miles south, inbound, request start up approval for circuits

Tower

Romeo Oscar Charlie, start up approved

Unknown

Now that will confuse

VH-KPS

Ground, Kilo Papa Sierra

Ground

Kilo Papa Sierra.... Oh yeah that feels really good... especially when I close my eyes...etc etc

Unknown

Ground, you have had an open microphone

VH-KPS

I'll have what he's having!

VH-AOH

Alpha Oscar Hotel, request engine failure after takeoff

Tower

Alpha Oscar Hotel, Approved
VH-CUK Charlie Uniform Kilo, Forrestdale Lake
Tower Charlie Uniform Kilo, Overfly, follow the preceeding Cessna
VH-CUK Ahh, I'm in front of the other Cessna
Tower In that case you'd better precede the following Cessna
VH-CUK Ahh, right!
Tower Delta Echo Hotel - An early right turn is available to err... miss the Cessna.
VH-ROC I've got a Cessna in sight in my 2 o'clock, on my left
VH-AOJ Jandakot Tower, Alpha Oscar Juliet, request track visually via Forrestdale
Tower Alpha Oscar Juliet enter Jandakot Control Zone special VFR, report at Forrestdale Lake
VH-AOJ Sat again reporting point
Tower Alpha Oscar Juliet, Forrestdale Lake
VH-AOJ Err, I'm not familiar with that position tower
Tower Roger, report present position
VH-AOJ 8 south of Forrestdale
Tower Alpha Oscar Juliet, report at Forrestdale
VH-AOJ Roger
Tower Echo Echo Bravo, clearance delivery missed your clearance readback, request a readback this frequency
VH-EEB Echo Echo Bravo, 119.9
VH-MYP Jandakot Ground, Mike Yankee Papa
Tower Go ahead Mike Yankee Papa
VH-MYP Roger, just checking me radio. I dropped the bloody thing and thought I stuffed it!
VH-PRJ Wouldn't be from the country would he?
Tower Echo November Victor, can you make a right base from there?
VH-ENV Echo November Victor affirmative.
Tower Echo November Victor, roger commence straight-in approach
VH-PRM Careful or you will run over me
VH-FTA No, you're safe
Tower Is there something going on that I don't know about?
Unidentified Probably!
Tower Papa November Tango, you still this frequency?
VH-PNT Negative
Tower Romeo Whiskey Charlie, what is your position?
VH-RWC Grade 2 instructor, tower
Unknown Jandakot Tower, this is ....... shit I forgot!

 

Thanks to Alan "Moby" Stuart at:

http://www.ozflightsim.com/jandakot/

 

 

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