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Flight Of The Month for December, 2004

“South American Fun & Games”

 

 

 Alejandro Irausquin It's always a treat when Alejandro Irausquin's turn comes up to supply the Flight of the Month because we know it will be fun and challenging. Pack your sunscreen and head for the December Flight of the Month  

 

Ron Blehm

In what appears to be yet another casualty of the Holiday season, The Flounder (Alias Agent 001) wanders off to the fantasy land of intrigue and danger in this month's installment of "As The Flounder Spins"

 

 
  Tony Radmilovich Weary from his continuing journey around the world, our gallant Weblackey tries to keep up the good name of FSFC by completing Alejandro's challenge. He almost made it too...  

 

 

 Bill Smith Leaving the smoldering remains of his 747-400 beside the runway at Isla De Pascua, Bill finds himself downsized to a DC-3 in his attempt to locate a head. Was he successful? Find out here.   

 

 

 

 Peter Stark Still on special assignment to BOTA (Battle Of The Airlines), Peter continues his ongoing battle the insane obstacles hurled at him by Racerunner Ray and the BOTA organizers. See how he fared here.  

 

 

 

Flight Of The Month Extra for December, 2004

“Rik's FOTM”

 

Ron Blehm

Continuing on his way with the contents of Bill's medicine cabinet, our Fearless Flounder encounters more characters of dubious repute as makes his way across two continents. Read his yarn here...

 

 

 

 Bill Smith Ladies and gentlemen I am Captain Bill Smith and I thank you for flying with us today and ask that you remain seated until the aircraft comes to a complete stop biting your fingernails highly polished to reduce friction in the slipstream trout fishing for compliments... For the rest of Captain Bill's cabin announcement you'll need to read his PIREP  

 

 

 

Fun With Aussie ATC

Heard over Jandakot Tower 

(Perth, Western Australia)

VH-ROC

Tower, Romeo Oscar Charlie, 6 miles south, inbound, request start up approval for circuits

Tower

Romeo Oscar Charlie, start up approved

Unknown

Now that will confuse

VH-KPS

Ground, Kilo Papa Sierra

Ground

Kilo Papa Sierra.... Oh yeah that feels really good... especially when I close my eyes...etc etc

Unknown

Ground, you have had an open microphone

VH-KPS

I'll have what he's having!

VH-AOH

Alpha Oscar Hotel, request engine failure after takeoff

Tower

Alpha Oscar Hotel, Approved
VH-CUK Charlie Uniform Kilo, Forrestdale Lake
Tower Charlie Uniform Kilo, Overfly, follow the preceeding Cessna
VH-CUK Ahh, I'm in front of the other Cessna
Tower In that case you'd better precede the following Cessna
VH-CUK Ahh, right!
Tower Delta Echo Hotel - An early right turn is available to err... miss the Cessna.
VH-ROC I've got a Cessna in sight in my 2 o'clock, on my left
VH-AOJ Jandakot Tower, Alpha Oscar Juliet, request track visually via Forrestdale
Tower Alpha Oscar Juliet enter Jandakot Control Zone special VFR, report at Forrestdale Lake
VH-AOJ Sat again reporting point
Tower Alpha Oscar Juliet, Forrestdale Lake
VH-AOJ Err, I'm not familiar with that position tower
Tower Roger, report present position
VH-AOJ 8 south of Forrestdale
Tower Alpha Oscar Juliet, report at Forrestdale
VH-AOJ Roger
Tower Echo Echo Bravo, clearance delivery missed your clearance readback, request a readback this frequency
VH-EEB Echo Echo Bravo, 119.9
VH-MYP Jandakot Ground, Mike Yankee Papa
Tower Go ahead Mike Yankee Papa
VH-MYP Roger, just checking me radio. I dropped the bloody thing and thought I stuffed it!
VH-PRJ Wouldn't be from the country would he?
Tower Echo November Victor, can you make a right base from there?
VH-ENV Echo November Victor affirmative.
Tower Echo November Victor, roger commence straight-in approach
VH-PRM Careful or you will run over me
VH-FTA No, you're safe
Tower Is there something going on that I don't know about?
Unidentified Probably!
Tower Papa November Tango, you still this frequency?
VH-PNT Negative
Tower Romeo Whiskey Charlie, what is your position?
VH-RWC Grade 2 instructor, tower
Unknown Jandakot Tower, this is ....... shit I forgot!

 

Thanks to Alan "Moby" Stuart at:

http://www.ozflightsim.com/jandakot/

 

 

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